Pick up lines that dont work

1. Hey loser, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!

2. So, do you wanna see something really swell?

3. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

4. Another line that doesn't work:
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.

5. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

6. Are we in the frozen food section, or are you just happy to see me?

7. No, that's not a banana.

8. Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

9. You have a beautiful nose, did you get a nose job?

10. You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

11. You're ugly but you intrigue me.

12. I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.

13. He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?
She (sheepishly): Yes.
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?
She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price.

14. Walk over to a table occupied by ladies, whip out your willy, and say:
Hey Charlie, see anyone here you recognize?

15. There's something about you that I like. I just can't put my finger on it.

16. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

17. If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.

18. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

19. If I was Elvis, would you screw me?

20. Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

21. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need

22. Weren't you a woman the last time we met?

23. Gorgeous hair. But it'd be even better brushing against my thighs.

24. He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants!

25. What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??

26. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

27. I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?

28. He: You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime.
She: No, thanks.
She: Aw, c'mon! Lower you're standards a little. *I* did...
Gal: <SLAP!</SLAP!
He: I guess a blow job is out of the question, then?

30. Always take a screw with you and put it in your pocket.
Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

31. You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.

32. You're not what God was thinking of when He said, "Let there be woman.

33. My name is Jeffrey Dahmer and you would make a fine dessert.

34. Yo. You'll do.

35. Baby, I got a backstage pass to your ass!

36. I'll bet you ten bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

37. I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck?

38. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me!

39. You're ugly, but you interest me.

40. Do you believe in one night stands?

41. Let's take a shower together, you smell.

42. Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

43. Look slut!! You're not gonna get anyone better than me.