1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Are You My Proctologist?
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Feels a Ho
4. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
5. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
6. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
7. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
8. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
9. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
10. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
11. The Bitch Set Me Up
12. I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. Hop On Mom
17. Oh, the Place You'll Scratch and Sniff!
18. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
19. The Grinch's Ten Inches