1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your
whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your
Willie
4. When in doubt shroud you spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your
boner
6. You can't go wrong, if you
shield your dong
7. If your not going to sack it, go
home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover
your monkey
9. It will be sweeter if you wrap
your peter
10. If you slip between her thighs,
condomize
11. She won't get sick if you wrap
your dick
12. If you go into heat, package
your meat
13. While your undressing Venus,
dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and
blouse, suit up your mouse
15. Especially in December, gift
wrap your member
16. Never ever deck her, with an
unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your
tool
18. The right selection, is to
protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil, before you
check her oil
20. A crank with armor, will never
harm her
21. If you really love her, wear a
cover
22. Don't make a mistake, cover
your snake
23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged
wiener
24. If you can't shield your
rocket, leave it in your pocket
25. No glove, no love
26. If you think she'll sigh, cover
old one eye
27. Even If she's eager, protect
her beaver
28. No one likes a horses ass,
protect yourself at climax
29. Shield her from the hunt until
you shoot her in the cunt
30. Avoid a frown, contain your
clown
31. Harness the pygmy man before
entering the bearded clam
32. Constrain the little head
before you stick it in the shed
33. Put a condom on your dink
before you dart it in her sink
34. The weasel you must surround
before you please her on the ground
35. Cloak the joker before you poke
her
36. Encase that torch before you
paint her porch
37. Cape your throbber before you
bob her
38. After detection sheath your
erection
39. Before you penetrate hide your
magistrate
40. Don't surprise her plug your
Geyser
41. Cover that lumber before you
pump her
42. Protect her wrinkle before you
sprinkle
43. She won't bristle if you wrap
your whistle
44. House your noodle then release
your strudel
45. Put your dog in the pound and
make her yelp like a hound
46. Shelter your jerky then nab
that turkey
47. Cage that snake then shake and
bake
48. Cover your peter it will be
much neater
49. Coat that Labrador then allow
him to explore
50. It's always funky to cage your
monkey
51. It won't be funny with a
coatless dummy
52. It won't be fun with an
unwrapped thumb
53. It's not much money to catch
your honey
54. Don't be a fool cover your tool
55. Hood that match then scratch
that thatch
56. Stitch that switch then itch
her niche
57. Wrap that tool to catch the
drool
58. It ain't no jibe to protect her
hive
59. Contain that sputum before you
use him
60. Restrain your log then plow her
bog
61. Glove your pecker before you
check her
62. Coat that slimmer before you
prime her
63. Condomize then womanize
64. Cover old pete then grind her
meat
65. Guard your peter before you
meet her
66. Check your list before you
tryst
67. Wrap your bate before you mate
68. Can your worm before you squirm
69. Cover your pipe you dumb ass
wipe
70. Contain your lizard then tickle
her gizzard
71. Bag the mole then do her hole
72. Cuff your carrot before you
share it
73. Jail your number then call the
plumber
74. Cover your vein then drive her
insane
75. Wrap that pickle then slip her
a tickle
76. Protect your dink then fluff
her mink
77. Restrain your lantern then
stick it in her cavern
78. Hide ole harry then take her
cherry
79. Wrap that spout then bore her
out
80. Conceal your train don't cause
her pain
81. Guard your bridge then do her
ridge
82. Shroud your trout then make her
shout
83. To make her squat like a
turkey, cover your Jerky
84. Box your blister then poke her
in the whiskers
85. Wrap your spout to catch the
trout
86. Plug your funnel then enter the
tunnel
87. Cover your steamer before you
ream her
88. Protect that fish then dip it
in the dish
89. Contain that bass for a swim in
her glass
90. Be sure to wear it to feed her
ferret
91. Clothe the boner before you
hone her
92. Got no protection? Can't use
your erection!
93. Cork your pump or you don't
hump
94. No unwrapped stags get between
my legs
95. Dress that erection to make a
deflection
96. Contain that shanker before you
spank her
97. Cap that seeder before you
breed her
98. Stop the stream before you
cream
99. Secure that ladder then drain
your bladder
100. Protect your screw to catch
that glue
101. Package your meat for a real
neat treat
102. Holster your gun then
shootings more fun
103. Canvas that trailer before you
nail her
104. Garage the tractor then attack
her
105. Net that grass hopper before
you pop her
106. Sock that wanger before you
bang her
107. Pen that rooster, she'll be
much looser
108. Trim your hardwood then do her
real good
109. Garnish your oak then give her
a poke
110. Pouch your associate then go
fornicate
111. Smother your affiliate before
you ejaculate
112. Confine your fascinate before
it regurgitates
113. Catch that goat before it
bloats
114. Ensnare that barbarian then do
her abdomen
115. Restrain your hammer then wam
bam her
116. Prune that stalk then make her
squawk
117. Wrap that rod then please her
bod
118. Sheath that knife she ain't
your wife
119. House that bottle then mash
her throttle
120. Sash that hash then thrash
that gash
121. Cover your diddle then fiddle
her middle
122. Can your knob then throb her
swab
123. Contain old Doug then clean
her rug
124. Cover your limb before you
swim
125. Retain your bailer then impail
her
126. Rope your dope then make some
soap
127. Net your salamander then make
salad in her
128. Cap your flapper then sniff
her snapper
129. Wrap that Steed then trample
her weeds
130. Hat that chef then scramble
her cleft
131. Cover your stone before you
bone
132. House your hose then curl her
toes
133. Saddle your penis then
straddle her mean ass
134. Blanket your twitch then hump
that bitch
135. Shield your rocks then pond
her box
136. Cover old sly then do her dry
137. Wrap your rail then fill her
pail
138. Glove your chimney before you
come in me
139. If your nude tube your dude
140. Cloak your hitter then go
split her
141. Wrap your nipper before you
dip her
142. Can your spam then bam that
mam
143. Corral your ram then slice her
ham
144. Sheath your sliver then jab
her liver
145. Twist your wick then stick
that prick
146. Cover old Bart then dart her
tart
147. Shed old spot then do her slot
148. Drawer your pip then split her
lips
149. Contain that leach then mash
her peach
150. Bag your elm then take the
helm
151. Constrain your gem to catch
the flem
152. Catch that head cheese or I
won't spread these
153. Constrain that agate you ain't
no faggot
154. Survey your land then plant
her stand
155. Before you drive her protect
that diver
156. Sack that slimy smelt then tan
her beaver pelt
157. Wrap that stiffer then let him
sniff her
158. Cover you post then slice her
roast
159. Blanket old juicy then plug
old loosey
160. Balloon your baboon the moon
tune her poon
161. Contain that viper before you
pipe her
162. Tub that sub then rub her hub
163. Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce
her spleen
164. Dam your giver then fill her quiver